I have several useless talents.  For example, I can’t barely play guitar, but I can air guitar like a motherfucker.  I can’t sing for shit, but I can pull random lyrics out of my ass at the drop of a hat.  I can almost always tell you the name of that one movie with that one guy, sometimes I can even tell you who directed it.

Another of these talents is crying.  I can look someone in the eyes and in a matter on seconds fake tears stream down my face.  Unfortunately, I can’t do this anymore.  I’m not even sure why.  I looked Diane in the eyes and nothing.  I walked away for a couple of minutes, and nothing.  That makes me sad.

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