My Four Decisions
I’ve made four decisions in this past week. I will discuss them now.
- I am going to buy a TV. A freaking big one. With component, yeah I mean component Jaron, inputs. I’m tired of thirteen inches of glory. Big for a cock, small for a TV… Yeah ok fine, I’m small for both… But atleast I can buy a big ass fucking TV to over compensate for my other, short comings…
- That someday my wife is going to be super cool… I mean she’d have to be after all the shenanigans I’d put her through. Because I’ve been thinking about my wedding. Yeah, that’s right, I’m planning my wedding, get off my nuts! I’ve finally answered the best man issue, and totally made for some awesome funny stories. Yeah, and I’m back on naming my daughter Morning… Even if only a middle name. This did all come with the realization that I have to be friends with Sean for atleast 20 more years… The gun better be loaded with blanks you bastard! But yeah, her prom will be really memorable. So here’s to you future wife, you’re fucking cool…
- Ironing sucks.
- I’m buying a Harley. Made that decision out of nowhere… But I’m on it like something is on something.
That is all… Good night.
May 20th, 2007 at 10:11 pm
1. Jaron’s dumb.
2. Sean in a wifebeater….always hilarious.
3. Ironing sucks.
4. I’m glad so much thought went into the Harley decision. But it was pretty cool.
5. Josh funny is so much better than Sean funny.
May 20th, 2007 at 10:16 pm
1. Jaron, not worth the WOW pick up line. Freaking confusing composite and component… For a second, I thought I was the stupid one.
2. Does the wife beater count as Sean funny or Josh funny?
3. Seriously waking up every fucking morning to iron… I’d rather look like shit, although the compliments kinda make up for it.
4. Dude, that was a hot fucking bike!
5. Does the prom incident count as Sean funny or Josh funny?
May 20th, 2007 at 10:21 pm
1. Is anyone really worth the WOW pick up line? Pretty sad though, he was the reason it was invented.
2. Sean funny for him thinking it works, Josh funny for making fun of him for it.
3. Compliments are good.
4. It was. Can I get one, too?
5. Sean funny because, sadly, his character isn’t much of a stretch from reality. Josh funny for making fun of him for it.
May 20th, 2007 at 10:27 pm
1. Dude, we saw my crush today… You didn’t talk to her so I could hover and look at her… I totally talked to Jaron even though I didn’t have to.
a. Someday Jaron is gonna read this and be scared.
b. That will be really funny.
2. Josh funny is funnier, right?
3. Dude, they are. Which is why Mary from Crown is constantly my favorite person.
4. Dude, it’s my fucking bike! Get off my cool aide!
5. I can’t wait to see the look on her face… And to see her date cry…
May 20th, 2007 at 10:40 pm
1. I didn’t know we were doing that. Next time.
1a. He already looked a little scared. Poor victim, I mean- guy.
1b. It will be. And kind of sad, too. But totally a good story for the toast when I force him to marry me.
2. 1a. is proof that Josh funny is funnier. Like, I LOL’ed.
3. I want a compliment. Maybe I should start ironing.
4. Dude, I wouldn’t get that bike. And it’s Kool-Aid.
5. I can’t decide what’s better: when he cries or when he wets himself. It’s a toss up really.
May 20th, 2007 at 10:45 pm
1. Next time… A likely story. Although I guess I could have talked to her, but she hates me…
1a. He did kinda look scared.
1b. Yeah, make mine marry me too… Although I don’t think she’d let me do all the shit I want to do. But it might be worth it…
2. When did this list or four things turn into a list of five?
3. Dude, just hang out with Mary… She just gives them away…
4. My bike!
5. It is really funny when he wets himself…
May 20th, 2007 at 10:54 pm
1. Dude, totally next time. And you could have talked to her. It’s not like she knows you’re crushing on her….oh, wait.
1a. I have that affect…effect….on people.
1b. Totally, frat boy shopping next week. Kegger!
2. When I decided.
3. I think she only gives them to hot guys.
4. So selfish.
5. But the sharting….not cool.
May 20th, 2007 at 11:12 pm
1. Fucking Nadia and her big fucking mouth!
1a. Why is Jaron more important than me buying a big freaking TV!
1b. Totally.
2. Five is cooler than four.
3. Dude, I’m knida crushing on her again…
4. Get your own bike!
5. Remember with I viccuped?
May 20th, 2007 at 11:15 pm
1. Sad for you.
1a. Oh yeah, this was originally about a TV. Silly Jaron.
2. No, it’s not.
3. If she gave me a compliment, I would, too.
4. I WAS going to get my own! Geez!
5. Yeah, that was hilarious.
6. Remember when you couldn’t handle a salad?
May 20th, 2007 at 11:19 pm
1. Yeah.
1a. Yeah.
2. But apparently six is…
3. Totally.
4. You’d better.
5. Seriously.
6. I made that salad my bitch! You didn’t finish yours. I got the pictures to prove it. Winning hurts so bad…
May 20th, 2007 at 11:21 pm
I’ve never seen a salad make a grown man cry. And I think we’re done here.
May 21st, 2007 at 9:39 pm
what the hell. this is a long comment post…
May 21st, 2007 at 11:49 pm
It took Cheryl to point it out, but yeah- that was a freaking long comment post.