I’m not the kind of guy that has a new celebrity crush every week. Really, I’m not. I’m very committed to my celebrity crushes. I don’t lay in bed at night watching and then rewatching episodes of Friday Night Lights, fantasizing about my future with Minka Kelly, naming our future kids and hoping she’ll let me call her Lyla Garrity in the bed… I totally do… I’m committed to her, for the time being she’s the only celebrity for me.

Celebrity crushes are great. I mean it’s not like I really believe that Minka Kelly and I will ever get together… I totally do… But that’s besides the point.

You have a celebrity crush that’s fun to look at. And that’s really all. You never get too involved in your fantasy of who this person is. She’s just there, every week, on a show that you’d like regardless, you just look at her and imagine that you’re Jason Street, not really… But yeah, really…

I was at a photo shoot this afternoon. It took alot longer than I thought it would. I had planned on being out of the shoot by 6:30, installing the ceiling fan, and watching John’s band. This would have been great. My sister would have her fan hung, which would mean she’d stop asking me to do it everyday. And I’d get to see John’s band play one last time before he goes to New York.

9:30 rolls around. Nadia’s sleeping. John’s packing up. I missed my evening plans. Which sucked. Then I find out how badly it all sucked.

I find out about Guam’s newest Doppelgänger.  That’s right people.  There is a girl on Guam that looks exactly, from what I hear, exactly like Minka Kelly.  I missed it.

So what does this tell you?  Never miss one of John’s gigs! Because I missed one, and Minka Kelly Doppelgänger didn’t…  And I only know she exists, because my friends told me so…  So sad.

I guess I totally missed the point of this rambling, which was supposed to be about my beef with celebrity crushes.  But I went and said her name too many times, and I forgot what that point was.

Cheryl, I hope that satisfies your blog reading addiction, although I will have to pretend that you didn’t call this a blog.  I wasn’t gonna write one tonight, I did this one just for you.  Feel special.

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