Maturity Rears Its Ugly Head

I work alot.  While I do get the certain nights off, they’re typically spent with friends or in front of a series of new toys.  Don’t get me wrong I love my nights off, it’s just difficult to take care of adult type errands after the clock strikes five.  That was what was on tap today.

A friend of mine find out about my entire day off and decided to take advantage of it.  This I didn’t mind, after all one of the things required the opinion of someone not me.

She offered a bribe, if I’d pick her up from AK she’d do the one thing that every guy truly wants but doesn’t want to have to ask for.  Let your imagination run wild…

Sitting in the waiting room I looked at my watch, eager for my reward.  Flashes of the last time I had this “reward” filled my brain, I couldn’t take it anymore.  God I love McDonald’s breakfast.

And no day off would be complete without me finding myself at work, for whatever reason.  This morning, they couldn’t open the safe.

We eventually finished the final errand, the most mature thing I’ve ever done.  Hands down.  Everything in me wanted the throw it out and never think about it again, god I hate being the bigger person.  Even while being so hilariously immature.

And yeah, the iron was indeed off…

4 Responses to “Maturity Rears Its Ugly Head”

  1. Colynn Says:

    Hilarious immaturity definitely has its place in the world. And we’re so good at it. And the iron was off, but better safe than sorry, right? Okay, fine, it was porn.

  2. Josh Says:

    I fucking knew it!

  3. Colynn Says:

    I need some sort of support group for my addiction. Sara would probably agree.

  4. Tori Says:

    from Ann Marie I would have totally picked u up fr AK if u know what I mean.

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