My Childhood Celebrity Crush, Volume 1: Jennifer Grey

 Just not so much after the nose job.

I woke up this morning in a state of blah.  I spent most of the day trying to figure out a way to get me out of this.  It was recommended to me that I start running.  I took this to mean that the person was calling me fat.  I called her a bitch and hung up on her.

The day wasn’t made much better with the news that I’d have to go to dinner with those poeple, not those guys, those people.  Not a big fan of those people…  Not a big fan of those dinners.  Not a big fan of those people at those dinners.

My mood is making my already short fuse, just a bt shorter.  But that’s not important right now.

My search led me to one thing.  One thing that was going to turn my day around, make everything awesome, and just make me smile.  You might not have any idea what I’m talking about, but I’m talking about Star Trek III: The Search for Spock.  I needed it.  I remember how happy that movie made me as a kid, and my day would be made if only I could find the DVD, rent the DVD if need be…  No dice.  I was then that I wished I had dorky friends…  Not to say my friends aren’t dorky, they are…  They’re just dorky in such the wrong way.

Now I have nothing to look forward to tonight but masturbation…

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