In Front Of My Father
So I’m hanging out with my dad and his boys, drinking beers and talking shit.
Gerry (The Boy To The Left): “Josh, have you got into her pants yet?”
Me: “No, not yet Gerry.”
Gerry: “What the fuck, do I need to get you some Junior Viagra or some shit?”


June 8th, 2007 at 12:27 am
So, who’s a better high five friend….
June 8th, 2007 at 4:37 am
Not the worst thing ever said. I remember one gal who said, “If that boy doesn’t get laid soon he’s gonna burst!” The sad part was, I kinda believed her.
June 11th, 2007 at 11:31 am
You mean, you won’t burst! I could have sworn you could… I was so concerned that I was a mere weeks from bursting. Thanks for setting me straight.
December 28th, 2007 at 1:32 pm
If you are mere weeks from bursing, let me proling that by making you think about AM…