In Front Of My Father

So I’m hanging out with my dad and his boys, drinking beers and talking shit.

Gerry (The Boy To The Left): “Josh, have you got into her pants yet?”

Me: “No, not yet Gerry.”

Gerry: “What the fuck, do I need to get you some Junior Viagra or some shit?”

4 Responses to “In Front Of My Father”

  1. Colynn Says:

    So, who’s a better high five friend….

  2. Andy Gomez Says:

    Not the worst thing ever said. I remember one gal who said, “If that boy doesn’t get laid soon he’s gonna burst!” The sad part was, I kinda believed her.

  3. Josh Says:

    You mean, you won’t burst! I could have sworn you could… I was so concerned that I was a mere weeks from bursting. Thanks for setting me straight.

  4. Nadia Says:

    If you are mere weeks from bursing, let me proling that by making you think about AM…

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