Must Have Low Self Esteem…

January 14th, 2009

…wait no.  I’ll take care of that.

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Needs to Hate Cats as Much as I Do

April 16th, 2008

Because seriously cats suck…

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Knows When to Say, “Dude, That Sucks…”

March 22nd, 2008

Because I am so fucking done with women trying to fix every situation in my life.  Don’t try to fix me, I don’t try to fix you…  I mean because seriously I wouldn’t trust myself to perform cosmetic surgery.

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Needs To Keep It In The Circle

August 15th, 2007

Because Dave just doesn’t feel loved if you don’t.

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Needs To Know Who Rob Gordon Is

July 23rd, 2007

Yes.

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