Best.
Gum.
Ever.

Personally I don’t see the point of a Sex and the City movie, but I’m sure some people can’t see the point of not one but two X-Files movies… Those people are stupid, but I guess I can’t hold that against them.

Before anyone asks, I’ve not watched it. I will admit that someday I will. Not because I care. Not because I want to see what the big deal is, I’ve seen the show… There is no big deal, it’s just stupid.

No, I’ll eventually watch it because, even after all the bullshit, I still love and support Ellen… That and I’d love to lean over to some random stranger and say, “I totally nailed her.”